Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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