all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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