i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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