are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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