we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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