I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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