i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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