no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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