Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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