You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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