I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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