The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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