Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
