Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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