at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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