She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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