so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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