It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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