I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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