sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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