My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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