Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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