"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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