if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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