i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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