He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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