So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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