i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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