I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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