R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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