he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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