return my video game
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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