just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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