you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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