I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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