You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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