idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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