I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Text me some of your sweat
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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