David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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