It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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