she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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