Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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