She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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