Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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