Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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