Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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