its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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