just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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