she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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