Sry I called you an 8
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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