I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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