So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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