My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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