I am in a vortex of obligation.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
they're like a gay fantastic four
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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